Dykstra Eats Twizzlers, Beats Lawsuit

Anthony De Rosa

By Anthony De Rosa

November 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm  

Lenny Dykstra, or as we here at Hot Foot know him as “Nails” settled his lawsuit that charged he didn’t pay almost $140,000 in accounting fees.

Lenny said the firm “folded like Mitch Williams in the ninth” and added, “There was no case. There was nothing”

The entire time he spoke to reporters he had a Twizzler dangling from his mouth, as he chewed away at it.

Asked about a $7,000 check he alledgedly bounced for a private plane flight Dykstra said, “That’s my f—in’ ashtray money, bro. I don’t even know if I flew on their plane.”

He then showed the reporter the label of his pinstripe suit and said “See that purple label, bro? That’s seven large.”

Hat tip to Gothamist for the picture and news.

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