In case you don’t remember, on Sunday there was controversy surrounding the construction of the new Yankees Stadium, as a construction worker threw a David Ortiz jersey into the cement of the stadium.  To avoid a potential curse, the Yankees dug up the jersey.  For a full recap on the actions, head over to SI.

In a parody of that story, humor newspaper The Onion wrote an article titled, “Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium for Good Luck.”

The article reads:

According to team sources, the instant the 39-year-old Williams was completely submerged in the rapidly setting structural material, stopping his voice as his lungs and mouth filled with concrete, the sun broke through the clouds and shone on the yet-incomplete field. Yankees part-owner Hank Steinbrenner called the occurrence a sign indicating that the “Curse Of A Red Sox Fan’s David Ortiz Jersey” had been reversed, and that God was once again on the Yankees’ side.

Very funny, check it out, I couldn’t stop laughing.

The jersey is now up for auction on eBay, with the proceeds going to charity.