Astro Miggy Tejada has told ESPN that he is in fact, 33, as opposed to the 31 he had led us to believe he was. Tejada was approached by ESPN after they had acquired a birth certificate, the date indicated his claimed age might not be 100% accurate.

I’m at a loss here. Although contractually obligated, an El Duque age joke just seems a little too easy right now. Regardless, doesn’t ESPN have better uses for its crack research teams? Like steroids? NBA refs with mob ties? Hot lady golfers?

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