The Houston Chronicle reports that Kaz Matsui, who was out due to a mystery ailment that was definately not hemorroids has been flown back to Houston. To treat his hemorroids.

He is expected to be able to play through it, though no word on how it will affect him once he’s benched for a better hitting second basemen.

In unrelated injury news, El Duque was injured in a freak Zombie attack before sunrise this morning. He is currently reporting no ill effects.

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