The saga many in the baseball community have dubbed the Crime of the Century has been solved.  The one and only Adam Rubin reports that Port St Lucie Police have arrested a housekeeper employed at the hotel in which Burgos was staying, and she has confessed to the evil evil act.

One can only assume that stealing from a Met results in life in prison. Unless you steal from like Shawn Estes or Ed Hearn. Thats just probation. And they probably give you a reward for robbing Vince Coleman or Anthony Young.