Onions Take on Johan
Posted on February 20th, 2008 by Andrew Beaton
Check out the Onion, for this hilarious take on the ’Strong Side’ and ‘Weak Side’ of Johan Santana. My favorites include:
- Head is perfectly shaped for a 7-3/8ths hat.
- Devastating 1 mph changeup often forces batters to humiliatingly swing and miss three times at a single pitch.
- Still smells Like Minnesota
- Still winless in his first February in New York Spotlight
Drop-dead funny.
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