The Endorsement Mets Need

Posted on February 16th, 2008 by Dan Lerner

Fact: No team has ever had two Alomars on their coaching staff at once. Until now.

Fact: Everyone loves marshmallows.

Fact: 70% of all U.S. Mallomar sales take place in the NY Metro Area

Fact: A giant marshmallow man almost destroyed NYC in the 80s, if not were for four brave paranormal scientists.

Solution: The Alomar Mallomar (AKA, the Sandy Mallomar). The only chocolate covered marshmallow treat approved by David Wright and Jose Reyes.

The Alomar Mallomar. Because Moon Pies are for Yankee Fans.

Coming to a Citi Field Concession stand near you.

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2 Responses to “The Endorsement Mets Need”

  1. cver, on February 16th, 2008 at 8:41 pm Said:

    Wow Dan, the mallomars you are eating must be filled with alcohol or even something stronger. Interesting idea anyway!

  2. imkeithhernandez17, on February 17th, 2008 at 2:04 am Said:

    i have no idea what you just said….but im on board

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