Matt Cerrone (of Mets Blog) hints that one way or the other The Johan Santana will be traded Somewhere in Ten Days.
The Experts here at Hot Foot predict ten days of nonstop speculation and blogging across of baseball, most likely resulting in the complete and total destruction of the internet, as well as the greater Twin Cities region of Minnesota.
Medical personal specializing in ulcers, stroke, and heart attack have all been put in full alert in the Metro New York, Boston, and Minneapolis regions. The Mets are rumored to be the front runner, unless of course you listen to bloggers in Boston or the Bronx. The Florida Marlins are not believed to be in contention at this time, though experts have yet to rule out the Kansas City Royals.
The winning GM is expected to receive a lifetime extension, while the other GMs in baseball will be fired and/or executed. Unless of course, Johan gets hurt next year, struggles in a larger market spotlight (which compared to Minessota, is everywhere), or turns out to be a robot from the future intent on finding Sarah Conner.
