In an entertaining article for Yahoo!,  Jeff Passan writes some New Year’s resolutions for people in the baseball world.

Some of the more entertaining and notable ones are:

  • Hank Steinbrenner: I resolve to rehire George Costanza. He would get the Santana trade done.
  • Paul Lo Duca: I resolve to use personal stationery for all future steroid purchases
  • Willie Randolph: I resolve to win the National League East.
  • Jimmy Rollins: I resolve to make Willie Randolph look like a fool again.

Very amusing, definitely the whole thing is a must read considering that the news is very slow, and this is pretty witty.  Check it out.

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