Down 2-0 to the Marlins yesterday I literally found myself praying to Jobu.

Ironically, I’ve always thought Carlos Delgado looked a little bit like Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert).

I’m legitimately concerned that Moises Alou could injure himself in a post-game celebration after clinching a playoff spot.

Every time I flip on a Phillies game Chase Utley is rounding third.

How weird is it that we’re all going to be die hard Braves fans for the next three days?

Considering the current state of our bullpen, the pitcher who doesn’t make the post-season starting rotation may end up being the most important guy on the team.

Paul Lo Duca’s reactions after being clipped by foul-tips are borderline hilarious.

I’d rather see Anderson Hernandez on the post-season roster than David Newhan.

Does anyone remember how clutch A-Hern was in the World Baseball Classic?

Lastings Milledge needs a glass of red wine and a nice warm bubblebath.

Jose Reyes pops out more than Britney Spears’ nipples.

If God willing the Mets win the World Series, I’m looking forward to hearing what all the “fire Willie” people have to say.

Kind of scary that the Mets could still end up with the best record in the NL by the end of the season.

I don’t know how painful appendicitis is but it can’t be as bad as “watching” a baseball game on ESPN Gamecast.

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