They’re just not going to let us exhale anytime soon, are they?

Six errors, eleven walks, no chance…

I haven’t been this depressed since Anna Benson decided not to pose in Penthouse.

The F train is more reliable than the Mets bullpen.

At this point, I wonder if the Mets could even get Henry Rollins out.

Everyone at Shea should get a refund when Greg Dobbs hits a grand slam.

When David Newhan and Scott Schoeneweis appear in the same game it’s usually a pretty bad sign.

It’s even an worse sign when talk in the booth turns to Jim Zorn.

The Phillies have our number? More like the Phillies own our number and line the Philly Phanatic’s litter box with it.

Philadelphia now moves on to St. Louis with Cole Hamels back on the mound. The Cardinals have lost 9 out of their last 10 games. Oye Gevault.

Brian Lawrence is back in the rotation. Now I feel better.

Every time Guillermo Mota takes the mound I think, “Where’s Mike Piazza when you need him?”

Am I the only one surprised at how undemonstrative Ricky Henderson has been while coaching first?

I know it’s only AAA, but did anyone notice that Anderson Hernandez finished the year hitting over .300?

If the Phillies win the division, we’ve decided to shut down The Metwork.

If you enjoy Sidd Speak, head on over to The Metwork for some more good times. Hey, it might not be around for that much longer if the Mets don’t pick things up….